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Man eats his own underwear

18-year-old man tried to eat his own underwear in the hope that it would absorb alcohol.

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smurf wrote:
March 9, 2008 at 07:10:57 PM

LOL! What a moron =P

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English wrote:
March 12, 2008 at 03:07:32 PM

wtf?? he seriously "ate his shorts"?! haha

mojo wrote:
March 14, 2008 at 10:54:26 AM

that guy is 18?!

terry wagar wrote:
March 14, 2008 at 08:18:03 PM

my name is terry wagar I'm

e-mailing you because I'm

at a loss as to what i can

do about a very dangerous

murder conspiracy against

me and others, for over 2

and a half years I've

suffered from this

conspiracy, it began { as

best as i can tell,} when

my wife joan wagar started

having a affair with a co-

worker named eric carlson,

there affair started around

April of 2005, i had reason

to believe they was trying

to kill me back then but i

wasnt sure at the time, I'm

very very sure now! there

is a very interesting fact

about eric that joan tried

to hide from me and my

daughters, he is almost

identical in appearance to

me! my wife nicknamed him

doubleclick, when i learned

of my wifes affair i also

learned of that nickname

and asked joan "why do you

call him doubleclick " she

said " oh thats what

everyone calls him at

work," ever since my wife

joan insisted her affair

was over, it never ended,

year and a half all kinds

of odd things was happening

i started getting very sick

from time to time, i

suspected she was poisoning

me but was not sure at the

time, i am now! in early

2006 around Feb or mar i

went to the hospital asking

to be tested because my

wife was talking in her

sleep saying she was

poisoning me, i went to

OHSU and signed in, they

informed me that its

unlikely that they will

find anything but they took

my vitals and i waited in

the lobby, i waited 4 and a

half hours and they never

called me back to be

checked, and no officers

came to question me about

my concerns. so i went

home, i could tell no one

there cared. this is just

too long to explain so i

will try to get to the

point, on march 26th of

2007 at 5;55 am i put a

audio recorder in joans

purse because i heard my

wife whispering to someone

in her bedroom, { i slept

on the couch, our marriage

was falling apart.} i heard

what sounded like a guy

whispering back, so i put

my recorder in her purse

expecting to finally catch

joan in the act and laid

down pretending to still be

asleep, ten minutes later

my wife left for work, what

i caught on there was a lot

more than i expected, i

caught a murder conspiracy!

i didn't know it right away

because the audio i got is

like 17 hours long, when i

heard on it she was with

eric two days later i left

her and moved in with my

oldest daughter shawna, i

spent the next week and a

half on and off trying to

listen to this audio, it

didn't take long to figure

out i was being framed for

something by my wife and

her lover, and they had

help! lots of help, i

learned i was under

INVESTIGATION BY THE FBI

and these INVESTIGATORS

were good friends with joan

and eric and they all met

up at our apartment that

morning in joans bedroom,

they climbed in through

joans window, i learned

they were there to frame me

as a pedophile, eric was

posing for pictures in

kayles bedroom,{ our

youngest daughter,} while

the INVESTIGATOR named

ERICA { last name unknown

to me.} was taking pictures

of him while kayle slept,

after words eric climbed

out joans window and waited

for her in her car, and a

john ray climbed in and

helped joan put something

on our computer and then he

left the way he came, joan

finished getting ready for

work and picked up her

purse and left for work,

once outside joan was

talking to these

INVESTIGATORS and

discussing what they was

going to do next, joan and

eric on the ride to work

was discussing what they

was going to say to other

employees when they get

there, joan mentioned to

eric {you woke her up}

referring to kayle, and

then they discussed

breaking into shawnas

apartment with ERICA, after

lots of listening to that

audio i learned joan eric

and erica planed to rape

shawna and murder her and

then frame me for this!

they planed to use a signed

check of mine to purchase a

gun in my name, remember

eric looks almost like me

in appearance, eric was

going to use my ID and one

of my checks to purchase a

gun, joan was instructed to

collect my sperm, eric was

going to rape and murder

shawna, erica was going to

plant my sperm on shawnas

body along with other false

evidence, joan and eric met

up at walmart along with

vickie {joans sister} and

the investigators and was

waiting at the front door

for someone to let them in,

other employees showed up

and the investigators

pretended to have caught me

in the act, [ referring to

eric in kayles room,} and

saying they got me on

fotogenic, once inside the

investigators proceed to

put on a phony show of

investigating while in the

presence of walmart

employees while joan and

eric and vickie are

trashing my name to there

fellow employees turning

everyone there against me,

joan was even addmeting

eric has been impersonating

me for other crimes, after

hours and hours of the

investigators claiming in

walmart employees presence

that i was doing wrong

things and joan and eric

telling countless lies

about me the investigators

gave permission to all of

them to pedifie me, joan

started printing out flyers

about me at walmart,{

unknown to me whether they

used them or not.} i

learned they had me under a

illegal video survealence

the hole apartment had

hidden cameras and the

investigators asked there

supervisor to take 6;30 off

of joan because john ray

broke in there, when i left

joan and moved in to my

daughters apartment about 3

or 4 days later the FBI

took over the apartment

above shawna and they

proceeded to spread rumors

in shawnas neiborhood, and

was spying on us as well

with hidden cameras, they

didn't know at that time

that i knew they were up

there, the ceiling in

shawnas apartment has no

insulation so i could hear

them up there talking about

editing my audio and

discussing ways of killing

me, i knew because they are

members of authorities i

couldn't get help calling

911, not to mention i was

very worried for my

family's safety i was

afraid to tell shawna about

this at this time for her

own safety so i just

continued to listen to the

audio trying to learn as

much about this as i could

but for my own safety i

pretended to not understand

it well, about a week and a

half after i left joan on

April 7th donna { joans

mother who also lives at

shawnas apartment complex,

} asked shawna if i could

go to her apartment to fix

her computer she said it

wouldn't work on the

Internet, i didn't want to

but shawna insisted so i

went over to Donna with

shawna and tried to fix her

computer, donna offered me

a cup of coffee and i

accepted, she brought me a

cup of coffee and what

looked like a mayonaze lid

filled with sugar, i put 2

or 3 spoonfuls in my coffee

and was sipping while

working on her computer,

finally i told donna i cant

fix it and that maybe she

should get a new computer,

i drank up my coffee and me

and shawna left to go back

to shawnas apartment which

isn't far away, by the time

i got to the stairs i

started not feeling well,

once inside i really

started feeling very sick

and needed to lie down,

fifteen minutes later my

head felt like there was

acid eating away at me from

the inside, not thinking

clearly i called Joanne

asking if she could take me

to the hospital, during the

drive there joan was

looking at her rear view

mirror a whole hell of a

lot, which gave me the

suspicion we were being

followed, keep in mind

neither joan nor those

investigators knew yet that

i knew about them, once at

the hospital i was so

f***ed up and hurting in my

head that i needed a

wheelchair, once i was

admitted and taken back to

a emergency room i waited

and waited and no doctor

ever came and examed me,

one person came in acting

like a doctor but never

examed me, he only wanted

to put his finger in my ass

supposed for a colon test

of some sort, but he never

asked me what was wrong,

never examed my eyes or

mouth or ears, never took

my vitals, never took a

urine sample, i was holding

my head in severe pain and

all he wanted was to put

his finger in my ass, once

done he left, a half hour

later a male nurse brought

me a bottle of something to

drink saying i need to

drink the whole bottle and

then i was going to some

room to have a kind of ex

ray of some sort, never

once did a doctor examine

me nor did a doctor come in

to explain what was going

on, after i drank the

bottle the nurse took me to

a room for this ex ray then

brought me back to my room,

about a hour later a doctor

came and explained that the

only thing they could find

wrong was there was a

little bleeding in my colon

and he recommended i follow

up with a colanoscopie,

needless to say i was

totally shocked at his

blatant attempt to ignore

the fact that NOBODY EXAMED

ME!!! i knew at this time

that those investigators

had somehow interfered with

my medical treatment and

done something to prevent a

doctor from examine me! i

went back to shawnas

apartment still in pain in

my head, it felt like acid

burning in there, and to

this day i am still in pain

in my head over this, about

a week after this i stopped

pretending to know nothing

about this crap with joan

and the investigators and

looked up at the ceiling

where they were and called

them a bunch of criminals

and murderers and that i

was completely discuss ted

with them, shawna was home

at this time but didn't

understand why i did that,

an hour later shawna left

for work and after that all

hell broke loose up stairs,

a whole lot of people in

suits was going up there

and there was some yelling

and they seemed very angry,

a lot of activity going on

for the rest of that day in

that apartment above

shawnas place, at around 8

or 9 that nite several

people went up there

talking very loudly acting

like they were looking at

something and said very

loudly { yep thats a

pedophile alright.} and

then him and a few others

from that apartment ran out

of there yelling at the top

of there lungs through out

the hole neaborhood calling

me a pedophile, from this

point on they was

pedifieing me openly in

shawnas neaborhood, just

flat out calling me a

pedophile to others in that

neaborhood, this hole time

i spent most of my time on

the floor in pain from

donna poisoning me, i flat

out knew i could get no

help calling 911 since

these were people in

authority doing this to me,

they stopped doing this

when shawna was around they

didn't want her to know

about it, i told shawna

about this but she didn't

believe me because she

never witnessed any of it

and no one at work

mentioned this to her, she

believed donna poisoned me

but she never understood

any of the other stuff, the

investigators were quite

until shawna left for work

and was loud when she left,

they would say things like

{ were going to FUCK you

over now you son of a

bitch!} i remained in the

apartment for about a week

after donna poisoned me

unable to walk much because

of the pain, around this

time eric showed up

downstairs talking very

loudly up at the

investigators, { the

investigators were on the

third floor on the patio

and eric was on the ground

talking up at them, shawnas

app is in between them} and

eric was loudly calling me

a pedophile and giving my

description to others who

were out there trying to

pi** me off, i didn't go

out to confront him because

i knew they wanted to shoot

me, before he left he

yelled up at the

investigators telling them

to make sure i drink my

coffee, keep in mind they

weren't hiding any of there

murder attempts from me,

after all eric and joan had

permission from the

authorities to murder me so

they just don't give a

s***, i have reason to

believe the authorities

pressed charges against me

and gave my disscription on

tv because where ever i go

people seem to recognize

me, people in shawnas old

neaborhood would point over

at me and say "there's the

guy they pedified." ever

since i have been under

attack behind my back and

in front of my face, i

learned from that audio

that they pedified me in

prison so if i get arrested

for anything i will likely

be murdered in prison,

after they poisoned me at

some point they broke into

shawnas app and replaced my

audio with a differant

version hoping i would

think its the original, i

didn't fall for that,there

version is nothing but a

death threat against me and

shawna and there

demonstrating how they plan

to frame my hole family and

give them the blame for me

being poisoned and

pedofied, and at the end of

it there flat out frameing

me as a pedophile using my

voice and kayles, although

they made the mistake of

admitting somewhere in the

middle of the audio that

there using kayles voice,

on there replacement audio

they threatened to pedofie

shawna if i say something

about this, well they

already did that, what it

amounts to is they tried to

kill me and shawna, i

caught them in the act ,

and then they threatened to

kill us if i talk about it

and then they tried to kill

us again, so it does me no

good to heed there threats,

as far as I'm concerned

they murdered me already

and there in the process of

murdering shawna right now,

there have been too many

attempts to tell them all

on this, let me suffice it

to say the other nite joan

and a couple of her friends

came here to murder me and

that plan failed, but there

not scared about it because

they have some people in

authority covering there

asses, i write this on

November 13th 2007 and at

this very moment this

apartment is under a

illegal video survielence

by the FBI, and they allow

others over the Internet to

spy on us and make fun of

us, chances are there going

to murder me for sending

this because they made it

clear there going to cover

there asses, but thats why

i saved the best for last.
p.s. the address where this

ocured is 8800 se causey

loop n-205 clackamas OR

97086, the whole neaberhood

there has heard of this and

the authorities used a

warrant to kick out the

tenants above shawnas

apartment. in 2005 my wife

joan wagar was poisoning

me, and i was a regular

blood donor at the time,

when i discovered this i

went to the OHSU emergency

hospital to get checked and

to report this, but no one

cared. police are notified

and they dont care, there

covering this up by

ignoring this.

Bob wrote:
March 14, 2008 at 08:29:48 PM

Terry Wagar,

go f*** yourself

mentalorigami wrote:
March 14, 2008 at 11:09:56 PM

He looks like a creep that would eat his own shorts

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Terry's neighbor wrote:
March 19, 2008 at 08:14:27 PM

Its all true. I EXAMED him myself. Then I was paid $7000 to move from above to the apartment next to him. Plus I get a video feed from the agents which I stream to my blog and make the sweet pomegranate juice money off google ads!

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